friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

weloveshortvideos:

That game is nasty - Vine by MrLegenDarius

megustamemes:

Nice try, Jackie.

megustamemes:

Nice try, Jackie.

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

the-seer-of-booty:

skinpoweredpant:

cute breadling goes for a swim :)

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spankmethorin:

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?